Karen Gillan (Dr Who’s Amy Pond) found wimpering naked in hotel corridor

It seems that young Miss Gillan has blotted her copybook by being found wandering and wimpering in a New York hotel corridor whilst stark naked! Now we know all readers of this blog will be wondering if she was wimpering because she had been soundly spanked or caned by Matt Smith for letting ‘the side down’ on their promotional tour of the USA.

One can only wonder because the tabloids do not describe the condition of her nubile buttocks after the riotous party she is said to have attended. I know that if Sound Punishment had their way she would have been severely caned for her drunken transgressions. In fact, if she would like to accept our usual fees, we would be glad  to deal with her

Now, I wonder if they had CCTV cameras in that hotel corridor?